Erudition

 January 19, 1889, Saturday Evening Press

Let's start the week with some groaning humor, 1889 style.  Of course, this wouldn't fly today.  And today's "influencers" wouldn't even know what a trip to the woodshed meant.  (Oh, there I go again, sounding like the proverbial "old man" telling the kids to get off his lawn, lol.)